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(no subject) [Aug. 30th, 2006|10:08 pm]
garfield2040
elouai's doll maker 3
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Birthday!! [Jun. 9th, 2006|05:02 pm]
garfield2040
You know whats really fun?

Going to a funeral and taking a four hour exam on your birthday.
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jessica is forcig me to update [Mar. 1st, 2006|10:31 pm]
garfield2040
let's see....haha...

i'm doing an internship in selma. *puke* the only thing to look at on the way there are cows. cows. cows everywhere. there's these one set of cows that once a week when we ride by are all facing the same direction. like a hundred of them in one group. and there are these two horses that are in a fenced in front yard and they just...stand there all day. *sighs* don't ever go to the hospital in selma. you are surely going to die if you do. one of the doctors didn't know what Lipimec meant. all the pregnancy tests that are positive are for people younger than I am. except for one woman who was 37 who also had a drug test that day who tested positive for coke. and one of the medtechs went around all day calling her crackbaby mama. and then of course the lab director...her breath smells like she licks dog ass all day. i mean, from a distance. up close it's unbearable. ahhh dictation.

apparently the murder rate is higher selma than it is in montgomery. and um...that is why i am considering the purchase of a tazer or is it taser? gun. i hear they're fun. seen the videos. look very entertaining. quite the deterent.

any kitty updates? jasper: jasper is a sexy beast. he really enjoys his mouse play time. growl growl. mmmrrrr

eowyn: complete and utter whore. complete. and utter. whore. even john thinks she's a nasty bitch. she will be declawed at the earliest date possible.

mr. cat: the light of my life has overcome his licking problem. but has also gained pancreatic issues. yeah...

uuummmm *looks around* i really want a video game called Chi-b Robo (?). it's a little pricey. i'm going to have to wait for it to go down. it's 50$. mmmmm


typed by jessica
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(no subject) [Oct. 13th, 2005|12:42 pm]
garfield2040
A CHEESECAKE NAMED DESIRE

Ripe berries. Rich cheesecake.
Sound like a match made in heaven?
This confection alternates yellow cake
and delectable raspberry sauce with
cheesecake ice cream swirled with
graham cracker crust. Fluffy raspberry
frosting provides the heavenly finish.
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Have a low platelet count? [Oct. 12th, 2005|11:30 pm]
garfield2040
Alcohol Induced Thrombocytopenia
Drinking alcoholic beverages regularly and in quantity (alcohol poisoning) will cause bone marrow suppression. When repeated over many years, this is often associated with liver damage, which can cause thrombocytopenia by a different mechanism (see Liver Failure/Enlarged Spleen below).
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(no subject) [Sep. 9th, 2005|03:08 pm]
garfield2040
Mr.cat has melted chocolate in his fur and I don't know where it came from and he's not saying.


Maybe thats why he licks himself so much
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(no subject) [Aug. 8th, 2005|07:32 pm]
garfield2040
Ok, I've done some dumb shit before but I never abandoned/forgot someone in another country. This guy must really love his wife. I mean my god the devotion.

Loving husband here: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/08/08/italy.leftbehind.reut/index.html
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(no subject) [Aug. 1st, 2005|02:46 pm]
garfield2040
Today sucked a little more than expected. The computer/powerpoint/projector thing did not agree with each other and we had to wing our case study presentation. The only thing I want to say about my Chemistry final is people actually got up, laughed, and went home. And my tummy hurts:(
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(no subject) [Jul. 25th, 2005|12:22 am]
garfield2040
I can't even keep a cactus alive.
No plant is safe in my care.

picture of my cats!Collapse )
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(no subject) [Jul. 23rd, 2005|08:45 pm]
garfield2040
My uncle John that no one has seen in 18 years is coming for a visit next friday and I can't wait to see how this one turns out.

two cute pictures! clicky!
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